Why Harry Potter Will die...Five Reasons Why Harry Potter Will Die1. Someone gave Valdemort a copy of Resident Evil 4 and he started to get ideas.2. If Valdemort didn't kill Harry, Al Gore will. Think of all those dead trees.3. Warner Bros can't inject the actors with mercury anymore.4. JK Rowling discovered the joys of karaoke and just didn't have the time to write anymore.5. We need more giant robot movies.